Woke up. Got out of bed. Fed a baby. Played with said baby. Got ready for the day. Got a phone call. While on the phone got another phone call. Did not answer. That would be rude. Left a message. Ended prior conversation. Listened to message. "A showing request for 10:30." Look at the clock. It's 9:55. There are dishes in the sink. Toys on the floor. Quilting supplies asunder. Bathrooms to wipe down. Floors to sweep. A baby to dress. An explosive diaper. Sweep. Wipe. Fold clothes and put them away. Hide dirty dishes. Sweep. Wipe a runny nose. Hers, not mine. Shopping list to put together. Package to mail. Stupid dog. Why does he shed? Load up baby in car. Out of the house. 10:32. Holy cow. I never want to do that again.
Phone rings.
Phone rings.